Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Of course I have a pirate flag
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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