Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize
