jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I need a burrito and a hug.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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