It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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