People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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