brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
