...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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