did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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