So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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