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say what?
wanna hang out?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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