what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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