No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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