well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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