my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I am one with the molecules
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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