so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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