loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
