I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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