pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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