hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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