GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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