i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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