I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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