i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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