just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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