Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
