Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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