I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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