"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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