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i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You can't motorboat a personality
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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