Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
So squirting runs in the family.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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