So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
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