sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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