i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
wow bdsm is so cute
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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