so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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