I just made out with a guy for $7.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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