Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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