Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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