so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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