Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize
