I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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