why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
She's just so happy...and so naked.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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