This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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