nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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