Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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