Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I've blown a few things in my day
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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