everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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