I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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