We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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