I love black thongs
I hate all girls vehemently.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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