The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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