Having a random hookup so left but love u
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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