i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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