There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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