i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
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She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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